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8/22/2010

Web Stumbling

Filed under: General,It's funny — site admin @ 5:22 pm

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Barack Obama Is The Worst President in History

Filed under: Politics — site admin @ 5:21 pm

At least he is if you believe Ben Quayle, pasty faced son of forgetable Dan Quayle. But Ben is hard to believe. He’s running as a family values candidate who used to write some pretty seedy things on a web site about the dirty side of Scottdale Night life.

He then says,

“Drug cartels in Mexico, tax cartels in Washington”

Drug cartels are Obama’s fault? Easier to say coke snorting former President, George W. Bush is to blame for that.

How about Nixon? Reagan who eliminated the entire S&L industry with the swipe of a pen? Nope. It has to be Obama.

No matter, he said he didn’t write for thedirty.com. While technically true he’s a bona fide right winger. And what does that mean about Obama being the worst President ever? Well, first you have to believe that he never wrote sleazy material for dirtyscottsdale.com. Do you?

Vote for The Other Guy

Filed under: Politics — site admin @ 5:03 pm

The Republican primary ballot for my district breaks down so bizarrely that I wouldn’t know who to vote for if I were to request that ballot* on August 24.

So let’s see what we have:
For Senator, we there is John “I sent 3000 troops to the border” McCain. Never mind that Federal law prohibits troops from acting in a policing capacity on US soil. McCain has flip flopped on the border fence and is running on security, not jobs.

JD Hayworth is running against him. JD is a tea bagging blow hard who was voted out of Congress and then ran infomercials selling “free government grants” that were investigated for fraud and the company had to settle with several attorneys general for misleading advertising. (more…)

It’s Politics Season

Filed under: Politics,Religion — site admin @ 8:15 am

The supposed “Ground Zero Mosque” is adding to the list of lies perpetuated by the Tea Baggers and right wing wackadoos. “Death Panels” is a notable tick mark on that same list.

Here’s where I weigh in. Do not allow any, any “house of worship” anywhere. They impinge on my right to be atheist. They offend me in their beliefs that there is some mysterious “man in the sky” who controls life or watches us like tropical fish in a bowl.

Or maybe the right wing whackadoos should step back and realize that our first amendment protects the Islamic religion as much as it protects the Mormons who killed innocent cross country travelers in the US, the Catholics, who baptized babies so they would go to heaven when their heads were bashed in moments later with axes by those same Catholics and the Jews, who killed Jesus himself.

The mosque is blocks away from ground zero. And the right wingers, as Sara Palin has said, cling to their guns and their religion. The First and Second Amendments allow them to do that. It also does not allow them to take that away from the Muslims. If they want to build a mosque and cling to their guns I say so be it. The First Amendment does not read, “unless you happen to be muslim, or your church is too close to something I want to call ‘sacred’.”

Right wing whackadoos are allowed to spew their lies and hatred under the First Amendment and back up their words with their Second Amendment rights. Muslims are too.

8/7/2010

Beaver Creek Camping

Filed under: General — site admin @ 11:27 am

We’ve been camping a few times this summer. Three times at Blue Ridge Reservoir, and this past week at Beaver Creek Campground. It was rainy this past weekend, the forecast was for 60 – 80% chance of continuing rain and I was sure that we wouldn’t be heading anywhere to camp. But my wife decided she was going camping and there wasn’t anything that I could do about it, except go along. Rock Crossing is our favorite campground, but we’ve been there when it’s been raining. It’s miserable – or least I am.

The water was high and running quickly. Not so quickly that the kids couldn’t get in, swim, splash around and ride the float down the channel, but quickly enough to keep the bottom swirled up and the water a bit muddy in the widened space we were using. I fished all three days we were there with only a minor amount of luck. A nice sized catfish hooked on my line, but I was too far from my net to slip under it and as soon as I tried to lift it out of the water my 6lb or so line just snapped and the fish was gone. It was later, fishing just as the light was beginning to fade that I hooked into my only trout of the trip. I was casting my line across the creek nearly landing the bait no the shore and letting it float down the current when I noticed what looked like a little pop on the bobber. A couple more casts exactly the same and I hooked a 10 – 12″ rainbow trout. I was hoping to hook a catfish or two and switched to hotdogs on the bottom – and to my new catfish pole (replacing the pole lost at Lake Mary) and settled in to fish.

Around 9:30 or 10:00 my wife came down to the water to check on my luck. While we were chatting, I caught movement from the corner of my eye. A skunk. And then two and then five. What is it with night fishing and skunks? I decided to give up on the fishing, packed my stuff up and grabbed my trout. We went back to our camp site and I started to clean my fish. Apparently fish smells good to skunks because one walked up right behind me while I was cleaning the fish. I had to clean it quickly, slip it into a ziplock bag and drop it into the cooler. I put my fishing bait in the trunk of my car too so the skunks would leave.

For breakfast we had bacon, eggs, potatoes, and no my plate fresh trout cooked over the grill. Butter, salt, pepper and the last of the Corona limes squeezed over the top and sealed in foil. The trout was absolutely delicious. My wife asked for a small taste and then kept taking forks full from my plate. She agreed that I could bring home more trout to cook.

A few things to remember if you are going to Beaver Creek:

  • it can get noisy during the day since it’s easy to get to, the PBR crowd just may show up
  • do not keep trash at your campsite overnight, the skunks will visit – they even licked the greasy spot where our portable grill was sitting. We kept the grill in the back of our van
  • No see ums are out morning and evening, put on bug spray before bed. Watch out for the ants too, they are everywhere
  • The campground is small – 12 rentable spaces – and you are fairly close to your neighbors
  • There is a charge for your second vehicle if you have one
  • Firewood can be bought from the host or picked up in the forest
  • The water is not deep enough for diving

All in all we had a great time even though it rained for days in Flagstaff (we only had a little bit of rain). The camp hosts were very friendly, chatting any time we ran into them.

7/19/2010

Pass Unemployment Extension

Filed under: Politics — site admin @ 6:26 am

Jon Kyle. He voted to go to war without worrying about how it was going to be paid for. He voted for the Bush tax cuts without worrying about how they were going to be paid for. He’s been arguing that the Bush tax cuts should be extended, without worrying about how they will be paid for. But for people who have been out of work for over two years Jon Kyle wants the Democrats to come up with other spending cuts to “pay for” the unemployment extension. It’s time to throw out these greedy Republican bastards.

This is the worst economic environment since the Great Depression. Cutting off the few hundred dollars per week that people who are unemployed through no fault of their own is like kicking a wounded dog. History shows that you don’t try to balance the budget during a depression/recession. Give them back their measly unemployment checks, they spend that money right away on food, gas and rent. And as I’m reminded by some of the talking heads, unemployment insurance is paid while you work to help out when you get laid off. They are getting back some of the money they have paid in over the years.

Jon Kyle, let’s cut off spending on the war to pay for unemployment. Let’s remove the depletion credit that oil companies receive for every gallon of oil pumped out of the ground. That’s how you pay for it. Stop being an obstructionist. Lead, follow, or get out of the mufuggin way. And don’t forget the wounded dog is very likely to bite you when you try to kick it.

7/16/2010

Whoops!

Filed under: General — site admin @ 8:35 am

I sent my brother a text message as I was leaving the boat dock at Lake Mary late last night. Technically it was first thing this morning. I had to tell him what just happened to me.

I had been looking forward to doing a little catfishing out by the boat ramp for a couple of days. I haven’t had any luck out at Lake Mary, but I keep trying; the very definition of insanity, I know. My brother calls the lake, “Lake Maybe”, when he’s being nice. A dirty whore of a lake that takes and takes and never gives anything back when he’s not. Many bobbers, weights, hooks and bait are gobbled up by the lake with little to no return of fish.

Last night I headed out with two poles and other gear to try to hook an elusive fish. I forgot my landing net (which I seem to do quite frequently) and I got out to the lake much later than I thought I would, around 9:00. I fished with anchovies and catfish bait for most of the night. The anchovies were stripped off the hook by those roaches of the water, crayfish. The catfish bait might have been as well.

I fished from shore because even though it was late there were still boats on the water and the dock was a bit busy. I was really hoping to have the boat dock to fish from, but the lake didn’t clear out until around 11:00pm. I moved over to the dock once everyone left the parking lot and continued my less than stellar fishing experience. About 12:30am, I pulled the remaining bait from one of my lines and thought just for the heck of it I’ll put on a lure and cast out a few times. I walked to the furthest end of the dock and cast and reeled in three times. I heard the bell attached to my other rod start to jingle and turned to grab the pole sitting about 20 feet away. I could make out the pole bobbing up and down in the dark. The fish hit the drag and it zzzzzzipped out. Six feet away from the pole it dropped off the pickle bucket that it was propped on and headed toward open water. I dropped down onto my knees to reach for it, but my hand only grabbed air. I missed the pole by two or three feet. Somewhere in the lake is a fish with a pole mounted over its fireplace.

I guess I will have to use some kind of light rope to secure my poles when I’m fishing this way. I guess we chalk that up to a life lesson.

7/14/2010

Buz Off

Filed under: Politics — site admin @ 7:25 am

Buz Mills has dropped from the Republican primary. Apparently he doesn’t know how to talk about anything other than spending.

“Mills, in a prepared statement, said he entered the race hoping to offer voters an alternative to “career politicians” who believe in more spending and higher taxes.

“Under normal circumstances, strong fiscal conservatives do well in Republican primary contests,” Mills wrote.

Mills also was counting on his personal wealth to overcome his lack of name ID in campaigning against a sitting governor. At last report he had spent close to $3.2 million of his own cash, more than anyone else in a primary bid.

But he said the debate over illegal immigration has made this anything other than normal circumstances.

“SB1070 has regrettably taken the focus off of job creation and fixing the state budget,” Mills said in his statement.”

Well guess what Buz? There’s more to government than spending. You have to be able to deal with all kinds of things, from illegal immigration to traffic cameras. It’s more than a narrow-minded focus on the budget. Too bad he had to spend so much of his own money before he realized he was wrong. Or maybe not. Maybe this means we won’t have to hear from him for a while.

7/7/2010

Filed under: Geek News and Stuff,General — site admin @ 7:44 am

I haven’t read Bob Cringely as much as I used to, but it’s nice to see that he somewhat agrees with me on social notworking He suggests downsizing your friends list and I can’t disagree with him. At least on here, there aren’t many commenters regardless of the number of readers so everything here is important. And everything on Bob’s blog is important to Bob and sometimes, such as here, important to our readers as well.

Enough Already!

Filed under: General,Religion — site admin @ 7:26 am

Let me repeat something that I have said before – all water is reclaimed water. All water is recycled. There is no more and no less of it. All the water on the earth is water that has always been here. Matter can neither be created nor destroyed; it’s a law of physics. Sure it can be combined with other chemicals and some reactions that make it something different – hydrocarbons for instance contain the basic molecules for water, burning oil based fuels will release some water vapor. Heck, breathing and plant respiration both release water vapor.

Native tribes, and some European transplants (yes, Caucasians, I’m looking at you) don’t want snow making at Arizona Snowbowl. They don’t want snow making because the “reclaimed” water “desecrates” the peaks. Give me a break. The First Amendment protects me from your wacky religious ideas as much as it makes an argument in your favor. Freedom of Religion canceled out by Freedom From Religion. Your religion cannot impinge on my freedoms just as mine cannot impinge on yours.

They don’t want it because there is “not enough research” into the effects of reclaimed water on the environment. Again, all water is reclaimed water. Reclaimed treated water is cleaner than incoming water in the water treatment plants. It is cleaner than water that you naturally find flowing down the streams. It is clean. Drop the bogus claims already. To use a phrase that has been floating around lately, your claims are vapid and hollow.

Bottom line, your side lost. You have lost at every step of the way. Howard Shanker has filed for an injunction in the related article,

“To win a temporary retraining order, Shanker must prove either that he is likely to win this case, or that irreversible changes (logging, for example) will result if construction proceeds before his case is heard.”

The recent 15,000 acre Shultz fire in Flagstaff shows what happens when the forest is allowed to become too thick, too dense. Fires that might have been small and burned naturally end up burning tens of thousands of acres due to injunctions against cleaning and clearing land. Don’t get me wrong, I like trees. I like my hair too, but I’m not about to never cut it because it would be “unnatural” to do so. Shanker and his clients have lost over and over again. It’s time to step aside, you have lost. You have nothing left to prove and you are using the legal process to vex and harass.

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