The world’s falling apart, your 20 minute workout isn’t really and Speed Racer is headed toward the cliff. Don’t worry, I have good news… I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance.
Unfortunately you are still fat and Speed Racer is trapped in the mangled, twisted steel of his car as it lays burning at the bottom of the cliff.
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