Why I Believe Darwin Was Wrong
I’m not about to put a Truth Fish eating the Darwin Foot Fish* on the back of my truck or the fam-mobile, but I’m beginning to think that Darwin was wrong. Before you think that I’m going to preach “intelligent design” think again – there are too many stupid people in the world to believe in intelligent design; especially if you believe that whole “made in his image” thing. And I don’t think the earth is only 6000 years old like some of the thumpers out there. I mean if dinosaurs and people existed at the same time, it would be written down somewhere. You know, if people rode their “Jesus horses” to church there would be at least one more book in the bible that mentioned it. I’m sure it would be the book of Barney.
But still Darwin has to be wrong. There are too many dumb people walking around. Survival of the most adaptable (not fittest) means that stupid “works”. That the dumbest would be chosen through natural selection or intelligent design. Neither of these makes any sense.
PS- before you slam me for anti-religious views, I used to be a bit of thumper myself. I once told my younger brother that the reason he put so much pepper on his eggs was because he was going to hell and trying to get used to the heat.
*Admit it, you thought I wrote fetish at first didn’t you?
