Patrick's Rants


Keep Your Babies Outside

Filed under: It's a dad thing — site admin @ 7:49 am

My daughter walks into the classroom at day care after having just been on the playground. She’s holding her hand over her pocket, gently cupping it. She tells her teacher that he has her babies in there. Thinking that there might be one of those little dolls that these kids have these days the teacher asks to have a look. My daughter pulls her hand back to reveal the wiggle of red worms to her teacher – who promptly asks her to leave those babies outside.

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