Patrick's Rants


Marker Poisoning

Filed under: It's a dad thing,It's funny — site admin @ 7:50 pm

My 14 year old daughter has decided to start writing on herself with magic marker – it’s a kid thing. Supposedly it was supposed to be an emoticon type “grinning pirate”. It looked more like she wrote “X F C” so I asked her if Colonol Sanders was tagging on her. After a little discussion I told her that she should wash it off so she didn’t get uromysotisis – which is a very serious condition. And that’s all I told her, that it’s a very serious condition. She scrubbed at the arm for a while and showed me the almost clean spot… thank’s Jerry, I owe ya one!

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