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2/27/2007

It Was A Dark And Snowy Night

Filed under: General — site admin @ 8:14 pm

And my first sorority run of the year – I used to do about one every four to six weeks, but with driving trips regularly those four hour gigs don’t fit in the schedule so well. It was snowing lightly, the kind of snow that melts during the day and freezes when the sun goes down. The streets were slick, even for the 13 ton bus.

The gig is easy. Drive the sorority girls from the dorms to the Mad Italian and back; the ultimate designated driver. It’s a short drive through narrow downtown streets. There is usually a theme, this time it’s super heros and girls are dressed in tights, capes and boys’ briefs and even fish net stockings. A few boys are invariably in the mix with a couple of scantilly clad incredible hulks and the underdog couple.
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2/19/2007

Office Max Rant

Filed under: General — site admin @ 11:30 am

Hi Office Max,
here is a letter that I’m sending out in the next mail:

OfficeMax Corporate Headquarters
263 Shuman Blvd.
Naperville, IL 60563

Re: Negative shopping experiences with store # 637

I am writing to alert you to the recent negative experiences that I have had with your store located in Flagstaff, Arizona and to advise your company why I will not be shopping there anytime in the foreseeable future. The first experience involves a shredder that I purchased back in December of 2006. At that time, my wife and I researched many different shredders finally settling on an Office Max brand medium duty diamond cut shredder. Since we didn’t see the shredder that we had already decided that we wanted in a box my wife asked an associate whether there might be more in the back or even not nearby the display. Although he did attempt to find that model in the multiple locations that it might be displayed he assured my wife that we would be fine with a light duty model instead. He did not ask any questions about how much shredding we normally do, whether we were in business or for any other relevant information. He simply decided that we could use the light duty shredder.

My next experience involves an attempt to purchase a power inverter that I found on your company’s web site. After looking at your site as well as the sites of Walmart and Staples, I found a power inverter that appeared to meet my needs, item# 2043-9820. I called the Flagstaff store to find out if it was an item normally stocked. The lady who answered the phone looked up the item and determined that it was not in inventory. I asked if I could order it and have it shipped to the store. She told me that I could, but I would have to come into the store to place the order.

I finally made it into the store about a week to a week and a half later. I approached an associate to ask about ordering the inverter for shipment to the store. He first attempted to have me order the item online, which I did not want to do. After convincing him to let me order it from the store, he asked for the item number which I had neglected to write down. I described the item to him telling him that it was on the Office Max web site. He told me that he needed the item number at which point I asked whether he had access to the company website. He finally disappeared, presumably into the store office, and returned with the item number and an order form. He had me fill out the top section of the order form with my personal information, wrote “store” across the shipping information box and took my credit card number. This was on January 27.

On February 1, a charge appeared on my bank statement for $21.67. I was pleased about this as the inverter is priced $29.99 on your site. Sometime around February 12, I called the store to check the status of my order. I was advised that it was not at the store and that I could get better tracking information using the toll free number on the order form. On February 15, I called the toll free number on the order form to find out the location of my order. At first they seemed unable to help using the number on the Office Max order form and instead had to use my phone number to look it up. At that point I was advised that my order had been received at the Office Max store on February 2, signed for by “Joe”.

I called the store again asking for my order. “Joe” was not in and the man who answered the phone could not find my order. I then spoke to a manager named “Ben”. “Ben” tried to find the package and told me that “Joe” would be in between 5 and 3 the following day. At this point, I no longer cared about the inverter. I was extremely upset that not only had the package arrived nearly two weeks earlier, that no one bothered to call me, and now it appeared to be missing. I asked “Ben” if he was the manager and he replied that he was, “one of the managers”. “Ben” offered me a couple of different options, one was a refund, whatever would make me “happy”. I was not happy and was not going to be happy, but I told him that I would be in for the refund. When I arrived at the store about ten minutes later, “Ben” was with a customer at the register. I waited for him to finish and then told him that I had just talked to him on the phone. He had the white copy of my order form and processed a credit to my card.

Since this I have heard of other problems with this particular store, one involving a large print order that was lost after having spent a couple of hours in the store with the associate at the copy center.

Taking all of these experiences into consideration I will have a difficult time shopping in this or any Office Max store. Flagstaff still has a small town feel to it; for whatever reason this store has a large city arrogant feel to it. It used to be more pleasant to shop in this store, the staff used to be far more helpful.

2/14/2007

Filed under: Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 1:53 pm

A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer
listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean
City, Maryland beach.

1. I child proofed my house, but they still get in.

2. (On the front) 60 is not old. (On the back) If
you’re a tree.

3. I’m still hot… It just comes in flashes.

4. At my age, “getting lucky” means finding my car in
the parking lot.

5. My reality check just bounced.

6. Life is short. Make fun of it.

7. I’m not 50. I’m $49.95 plus tax.

8. Annapolis–a drinking town with a sailor problem.

9. I need somebody bad… Are you bad?

10. Physically Pffffft!

11. Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to
snatch you from your car.

12. I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.

13. It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.

14. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

15. Keep staring….I may do a trick.

16. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.

17. Dangerously under-medicated.

18. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash
and it’s gone.

19. Every time I hear the dirty word “exercise,” I
wash my mouth out with chocolate.

20. Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

21. Live your life so that when you die, the preacher
will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

22. In god we trust. All others we polygraph.

2/11/2007

Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face – CNN.com

Filed under: It's funny — site admin @ 8:14 am

A man wielding a 22 caliber rifle, carrying meth and marijuana shoots another man snorkeling in a river claiming that he thought the man was a large rodent. The snorkeler will be fine.

Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face – CNN.com

I Broke it Again

Filed under: Geek News and Stuff — site admin @ 7:31 am

I broke my blog again. I was trying to make some changes to my ad code and removed some vital files… sadly for my readers the ads are back ;)

2/10/2007

Sitting In The Driver’s Seat

Filed under: Goofy Commercials — site admin @ 8:13 am

In the latest Sonic commercials the guy in the passenger seat asks the driver to order two coney dogs. The driver orders two cheese burgers instead drawing the ire of his passenger seat buddy. He then tells him to order something different which results in an erroneous order for tots. We now find out that the driver is similar to the quarterback – and he chose to call an “audible”1

As an aside, the “Sonic Loser Guys” don’t actually have their seatbelts on in this commercial. Their seatbelts are wrapped around the back of their seats – you may have to look closely at their shoulders to see it – and they have a different strap draped over their shoulders as if that was the seatbelt.

  1. Play called on the field at the last second, even changing the play called by the coach

2/9/2007

Filed under: Bumper Sticker,Seen on a — site admin @ 7:26 pm

Be Nice to Your Children
They Will Choose
Your Nursing Home

2/8/2007

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 6:24 pm

I drove past this one for about week before I realized what it meant:

-9
Can you
find your
snowballs?

It was referring to minus 9 degrees fahrenheit, a recent low temp here in Flagstaff. I know it’s colder other places, but for us that’s really low.

Filed under: Bumper Sticker,Seen on a — site admin @ 6:20 pm

Photo of Dubya on the left. On the right:

Intelligent Design
or
Random Mutation?

Get your own George Bush Intelligent Design bumber sticker at carryabigsticker.com

2/3/2007

An Inconvenient Truth

Filed under: On video,Reviews — site admin @ 8:07 pm


Is there anything more boring that watching a movie showing someone giving a slide show presentation – even if that person is Al Gore? A slide show on film? The thing is, it turns out to not be as boring as it originally sounds. Gore has a sense of humor as he presents his evidence that the world is getter warmer and that we are responsible. Gore gives us a picture of a future that looks pretty bleak if we don’t do something about it and gives hope that things aren’t so far gone that we can’t fix them if we (earth’s inhabitants) all work together.

Global warming is going to be a serious issue, it’s been on the lips of politicians running for president and even the current president. Unfortunately we are also finding out that somewhere around 50% of all scientists recently testifying to congress have removed global warming language from their research due to political pressure and threats to remove funding.

An Inconvenient Truth
UN Science Panel
calls global warming real.

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