There is a certain reptilian insurance salesman who is doing a call in show on insurance. A caller calls up to say that he saved a bunch of money using the web site in just over five minutes and wants to know if he set some kind of record for the amount of time it took him to “save” all that money. The host tells him that he missed the record by a few seconds. The caller replies, “but what if I just used one hand?”
Ewwwww…. what was he doing with his other hand? And an insurance web site? Really?