Patrick's Rants



4/30/2013

Barber of Dumbville

Filed under: Politics — site admin @ 8:09 pm

Pat Barber is hilarious – this one requires that I interject, look for my responses inline.

Sent from my

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*Now this is my kind of customer service!**

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GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian
nation, land of the free and home of the brave.

How may I help you?
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Press ‘1’ for English.
Press ‘2’ to disconnect until you learn to speak English
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Oh. That’s hilarious!
Remember that this country was founded by by people who didn’t like the King’s version of “Christianity” and left for religious FREEDOM, not exclusion.

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And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for
you, Jesus Christ**

Um… according to the story, Jesus’ sadist dad is the one who decided he should die, “for all mankind”. In the end Jesus asks his own “father” why he has been forsaken.

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And the American Soldier.
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And the police officers, and the civil rights/equal rights protesters and marchers… but let’s not let facts get in the way of this awesome email.

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One died for your soul,
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If you believe the fairy tale…

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The other for your freedom.
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If you agree. Keep it going
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*/_2013 IS HERE
_/**A Nation of Sheep – Breeds a Government of Wolves**!**

**/I’M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!!/**
**Let’s Take a stand!!!**

**_Borders_**: **_Closed…_**

Yes! Let’s give this land back to the Native Americans – get your white invading ass out!

**_Language_**: **_English only_**_.._**_._**

Um. Cherokee. And Sioux and Navajo, Hopi, Pawnee… everything but English, actually.

**_Culture_**: **_Constitution and the Bill of Rights!!!_**

I like those – no argument.

**_Drug Free: _**_Make a drug screen mandatory for anyone on
welfare and/or foodstamps!_**

Maybe Rush Limpbaugh should have a drug screen before he gets to use the public domain of the airwaves.

**_NO freebies to Non-Citizens!_**

**We the People are coming**

**Only 86% will send this on.**
**Should be a 100%. What will you do?*

I will use the First Amendment to ridicule the ignorant sender of this email… 🙂

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