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7/23/2013

Ford’s new truck

Filed under: Idiot Barber — site admin @ 8:42 pm

Do the white sheets and rebel flag come standard?

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Ford’s new truck
Nothing like a Ford Truck.
New Truck built by a company we didn’t bail
out…

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel pickup truck.
Go figure– it runs on either hydrogen,
gasoline, or E85.
I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I
couldn’t get the radio to work. The service
technician explained that the radio was voice
activated.

“Nelson”, the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?”

“Willie!” he continued and “On The Road Again”
came from the speakers.

Then he said, “Ray Charles!”, and in an instant
” Georgia On My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time I’d say, “Beethoven”, I’d get
beautiful classical music, and if I said,
“Beatles”, I’d get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly
creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to
avoid him.

I yelled, “Ass Hole!”
Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies
and gentlemen, the President of the United
States .”

Damn I love this truck.

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