My next DVD player
Next time I go to buy a DVD player I’m looking for an option with a button that looks like this: 
Its function will be to skip the “You’re a filthy thief, you watching this legitimate DVD” it will probably be called “The MPAA is a bunch of tea bagging bastards who blame poor movie sales on Jack Sparrow instead of their own inability to write, produce and distribute movies that people really want to see, so I’m going to skip your accusations of thievery you tea bagging bastards”
If you actually spent time and money on producing movies that people want to see instead of the hogwash that currently spews forth from Hollywood (and Tom Cruise’s mouth) instead of spending it on these “Featurettes” about people mugging old ladies (all the while raising ticket prices) then we might watch the films you produce.
