Macy’s being investigated by Bush Administration
According to a senior White House official who wished to remain anonymous, the Bush Administration is looking into the recent accident in New York where a parade float became entangled in a street lamp, causing pieces to fall and injure innocent bystanders.
The Administration is apparently looking into whether there were intelligence failures in this incident. Macy’s seems to have been planning “parades” for many years. There also appear to be ties to an outspoken anti-governmental group who have been called the “Pilgrims”. Unfortunately for the two ladies in New York, the Administration has only recently decided to look into the proliferation of these Weapons of Mass Inflation.
I can only hope that we are not mired down in years of seemingly endless occupation with our soldiers stranded so far from home as they try to bring freedom and democracy to Macy’s, fighting against “perfume bombers” to make to world a safer place.
