Patrick’s Rants

The other day I overheard a girl tell her friend that some guy tried an old line on her (anyone remember this one?)
Hey, do you have a mirror in your pants? ‘Cause I can see myself getting in them.

…and your girl is doing someone else
Top 11 Signs your girl is cheating with a geek
My clocks may not be synchronized, but my computers all are…. but I did that.

The email starts out simply enough,

“Hello,
I have found your website rwcinc.net by searching Yahoo for “php src image”. I think our websites has a similar theme, so I have already added your link to my website.”

It’s well written and is almost sensible. That is until I did the same alleged search on yahoo. Nope, not with quotes. Not without either. So, did my site come up at all? Time to check out the page that “linked” to me. Hmm… looks a bit convoluted. Not the best page on using image streams in php that I have ever seen. Then there is the link. Linked to an old patch file. I think I’ll leave off the “reciprocal” link… some people.

Two crows are sitting on a phone wire. They look down, seeing a man laying out on the lounge chair reading his paper in the backard. Crow number one says, “watch this,” and flies to the front of the house and rings the doorbell.
The guy gets up, opening the front door and looks around. He doesn’t see anyone and says, “very funny,” and closes the door. Meanwhile, we cut back to the crow who pushes the sliding glass door closed. In a classic bit of slapstick comedy, the man walks right into the door and falls straight backwards after bouncing off the door.
The crows fall all over themselves laughing… I about fell over too.

In a commercial that has me laughing every time I see it, the Sonic Guys are at it again. They’re sitting in the car, the Sonic Guy in the passenger seat looks at the menu and tells his friend to get the $2.99 meal. Then they’ll be even. The driver looks over, says, “Even? I gave you twelve thousand dollars.” Passenger Sonic says, “get a drink too.”

The other day I noticed that the St Mary’s School has its phone number on the side of their little bus. The number? xxx-1337.