Patrick’s Rants



6/5/2007

Dell Again

Filed under: Geek News and Stuff — site admin @ 7:54 am

In a post on Dell Idea Storm captaintux writes that Dell has discontinued hardware support for machines running Ubuntu. If it was me, I would cancel the entire order. It’s one thing to not offer software support, it’s another to drop a warranty program for hardware due to the software installed on it.

In case they decide to pull a negative post from the forums, I’m reposting here:

On Friday, my laptop died. It was an Acer. The screen was damaged. Replacement cost of cracked screen is more than halfway to the cost of a new laptop. So I decide I will support the new Ubuntu Dell Laptops.

I go online to Dell’s Website and go to the Ubuntu page. I choose the E1505n. I upgrade to a GB of Ram, I get the Nvidia 256 MB graphics card, I get the DVD burner optical drive. So far so good. I am happy with the default processor and the screen. Now, another driving factor is that Dell has the nifty cool complete care ™ plan. With this bad boy, a random brick can fly through the air, hit my laptop, shatter it to threads, and Dell will cover it. Think of it more as an insurance plan than a service plan. I have a friend with 3 kids who has had to take advantage of it not once, but twice. Both times Dell took care of them no questions asked. Now, the first time the Dell laptop had XP on it…the second time..gentoo. Still, no problems here.

So, I decide to get it….just in case I get burned twice.

On June 2, I get an email telling me my order has been acknowledged and I will get another email shortly giving me a order number (I also paid for next day shipping). Well, the rest of June 2 and all of June 3 goes by. No new email. I check my spam folder…nada…just the usual assortment of male enhancement and refi deals. So on June 4 I call Dell. They can see no order…they can see they debited my account…but no order. Hmmm…confusing. Very sorry, sir. Let me talk to my supervisor, please hold. She has no explanation for the lost order, but she will reprocess the order and I will get my next day shipping for free since I lost time. YAY!

But wait! When we “build” my Dell, there is no longer a Complete Care ™ plan for Ubuntu. She puts me on hold. She find out that my order was bumped out since they changed the policy on offering Complete Care ™ on Ubuntu Dells. Why? She puts me on hold. Now comes the fun.

“Sir, Ubuntu is a third party software and applications come from sources not from Dell.”

“Vista is a product of Dell?”

“No sir, but we have a relationship with MS.”

“So you do not have a relationship with Canonical, the commercial company that sponsors Ubuntu?”

“Hold………Yes we do, but the software for other things comes from third parties.”

“So what if I buy a game for a Vista laptop from Best Buy? As that is a third party software..does that invalidate a Complete Care ™ policy?”

“No, sir.”

“What if I download an update from Microsoft to keep my Vista Current, how does that differ from an update from Ubuntu other than the fact the Ubuntu update actually helps my system?”

“I do not know sir. See, sir, Linux comes from all over the place and as such cannot be supported.”

“I believe Redhat and even Microsoft differ with that opinion. I am not looking for support, that is another option I can click on another screen in your website. I am looking for protection from bricks. The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other…do they?”

“No Sir.”

“Talking to your superior will not help my cause, do you have the phone number and email address of an executive do you?”

She gave it to me. I wrote an email. I expressed my concerns politely and professionally and am awaiting a response.

Cheers
Patrick L Green

No Comments

No comments yet.

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Powered by WordPress
Comments, opinions and drivel © the poster. Satire protected under Fair Use. Opinion protected under First Amendment (see: Constitution of the United States)
Nothing on this site should be construed as tax, legal, or investment advice. If you need any of those things, seek out a professional whom you can pay for such advice. Posters cannot be held liable for your failure to perform your own due diligence.

Bad Behavior has blocked 26 access attempts in the last 7 days.