Crawford, Texas (APJune 19, 2007)
A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President
George W. Bush.
The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of his books were kept. Both of the books have been lost.
A presidential spokesperson said the President was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.
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