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6/29/2007

In Case You Haven’t Checked

Filed under: Religion — site admin @ 11:28 pm

I know, you don’t have that much time on your hands, so I will forgive you for not seeking out and finding the myspace account which goes along with Arul Casmael’s cult web site. On his myspace page he has the following (interjected with my own comments of course ;) ):

Arul’s Blurbs
About me:
I am a 24 year old, vegetarian, nature-loving, book-reading, museum-hopping, globe-trotting, ancient dirt-digging, peace-making, rainbow-embracing, goddess-loving, gaelic-speaking male. I have two beautiful girls and a wonderful wife.

Meaning she bows down to him and allows him to search for a “sister wife”

We are polytheist (many gods) and archaeologists, which means we write to live and answer to no one! :)

Which really means that he can’t spell archeologist and doesn’t understand what it means either.

I keep only friends who can keep their heads intact and their intentions good. I have been around the world more than once and constantly travel. I used to work a corporate job, but then I got laid off and realised there are more important things in life than pleasing the monster of the system.

Yeah? Got laid off? That’s a nice word for fired… there’s more to that story, I’d bet on it.

I run my own religion, and I have pissed some people off for this, but I always follow my heart, I am a salmon against the current, because my mother goddess is calling and I want to return to her.

I won’t go into his “religion” at this juncture. Salmon against the stream… I think I saw a special on PBS about the salmon though. They get eaten by bears. That or they die hideous deaths after mating…

I believe in making the world a better place one person at a time. I do not drink or smoke or use drugs, and I like it that way because I am proud to be a prude, and happy to change everything.

Because religion tries to control pleasure in any form and I am my own religion.

Those of you who aren’t familiar with me either haven’t surfed enough blacklists or aren’t in the religious world.

Hah! Blacklists? You flatter yourself. Religious world? The one that demands the community build a “mandela” for your newborn child which is dismantled almost immediately, attaching pieces to the child’s car seat and presumedly sending them with him to school (assuming he isn’t home schooled) attached to his fat pencil? That religious community? Nope, not part of it.

I am Arul Casmael, founder and leader of Na Astaraichean and the people of the great mother goddess. If you need a peak at what is coming across the land, the sea and the blessed beautiful sky, if you want to know what is popping up in all the new sprouting, green growing vines, have a look, take a step, www.naastaraichean.org, all things shall change in order to be what they once were. And more. I love this world, especially Teamhair Hill Ireland, my home. Arul.

Don’t forget to read more about Arul Casmael’s Cult

Who I’d like to meet:
I want to know anyone who loves life, peace and the rainbow. I want to know those who revel in their ethnic diversity. I want to know the Rastas, the Rainbows, the monks and missionaries. I want to know my fellow travelers and peace hearts. I want to know the ancient trees wrapped in human bodies
and the tribal,

Looking him up under the name “Partholon MacPharlain” turns up his desire to meet with other Wiccans, Druids and “attachment parents” – which means something like, “so what if they’re 14? Breast milk is natural an nutritious, come get a drink baby”

communal citizens of my blessed earth. Anyone positive and all about the embrace, come to me and make me your friend, because I want to be yours.

And if you’re female, you can become a “sister wife”, I’ll pull up a bed.

reverence brothers and sisters. Arul.

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