Feed That Mustache
The latest commercial from Burger King has to make you wonder. Are the ad agencies popping ’shrooms or what? The creepy king is dancing a jig in his tights in front of the fake background images photographers use. We cut back and forth to people eating some kind of texas burger while the announcer says, “feed that mustache son”. Everyone eating the burgers gets an instance over sized mustache, including women and a dog (who only licked the wrapper).
I think the message they’re trying to send is the burger makes you feel like a cowboy, but I’m not sure if we aren’t subliminally getting, our cows have “lots of testosterone”, or even “we give our animals huge amounts of hormones that will make even a dog grow a cowboy sized mustache.”
For the safety of the public, and to satisfy a late lunch urge, I had one of these burgers and nothing happened to my mustache.
