Patrick’s Rants

So Republican Senator, Larrry Craig went into a men’s room at the airport and tapped out the secret code on a bathroom stall that says, “I wanna do a guy” and got arrested by a cop trying to clean up the meat market. He didn’t tell his wife that he was arrested for lewd behavior. He didn’t hire a lawyer to defend himself. Instead he plead to misdemeanor disorderly conduct, the kind of thing you get when you are loud, obnoxious or drunk in public. And he hid it from his wife and the people he works for. But he’s not gay. Despite decades of rumors, he’s not gay. Despite knowing the secret knock, he’s not gay. He loves his wife, and his constituents, and his kids. Hey, he’s married, and he’s not gay.

As Seinfeld would say, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”