Patrick’s Rants

Yes my friends. Rush Limbaugh here again. I know what’s right for you. Don’t listen to those Democrats. They want you to use those toxic light bulbs - those curly fluorescent things. The ones that have as much mercury as a year’s worth of fish. The old light bulbs will be illegal my friends and you won’t be able to eat the fluorescent ones! That’s something you won’t hear from the gangstas in the drive by media.

Oops! I’m off track here. I really wanted to talk about that myth, “global warming”. Today on my web site I cite an isolated example where the ice is actually expanding in Northern California. My friends, if global warming were anything more than the Democrats way of controlling your life, there would not be this expansion of the ice sheets in California. And aside from that, my ice maker would stop working. Inside my freezer the temperature hovers around zero degrees celsius which proves that Al Gore is still bitter over the stolen legitimate election in 2000 and he’s making up global warming to try to blame on the Republicans. I mean, Jimmy Carter knew global warming wasn’t real. He told people to put on a sweater to conserve energy! You don’t put on a sweater unless it’s cold my friends; so Jimmy Carter single-handedly rebukes the global warming “theory”.

So now you know. Global warming isn’t real. And even if it were, the biggest “green house gas” is water vapor my friends and no one’s suggesting that we get rid of rain! Plants and trees need carbon dioxide so more is better! Let’s drill the hell out of the coast line and the Alaska wildlife preserve. Heck, I’m not going to be around for the consequences and frankly I don’t care.