Patrick’s Rants

The rattle trap camper trailer makes its way across town bearing the handwritten cardboard sign,

“I look like an Illegal Canadian. Are you gonna stop me?”

Sara Palin

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Joe The Plumber
2012

She’s clueless and he’s a liar… I guess 2012 really will be the end of days.

I’d Rather Eat Worms
Than Drive a Ford

(On the bumper of a Ford F250 – wonder if the guy lost a bet)

Actions speak louder than bumper stickers

Minivans are tangible proof of evil

Of course, it was on a mini-van.

Will trade wife for beer

Honk if you’re Amish

Silence Is Golden
Duct Tape Is Silver

I’m not a gynecologist
But I’ll take a look

We Vote Pro Life

Oh really? You mean you vote for medical advances (stem cell research) that extends the lifespan of sick people and for gun control (which reduces the number of murders due to errant guns)? Or do you mean that you value life only in the unborn while supporting the death penalty despite the large numbers of people on death row who are exonerated each year?
Yeah, I trust your judgment.