Patrick’s Rants

I’m not a gynecologist
But I’ll take a look

We Vote Pro Life

Oh really? You mean you vote for medical advances (stem cell research) that extends the lifespan of sick people and for gun control (which reduces the number of murders due to errant guns)? Or do you mean that you value life only in the unborn while supporting the death penalty despite the large numbers of people on death row who are exonerated each year?
Yeah, I trust your judgment.

Somewhere in Texas
there’s a ranch
missing an ASS

The waving red white and blue of a flag is the background:

These Colors Don’t run
…the world

Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam

Keep the Earth clean
It’s not Uranus

Bush Deserves a Fair Trial

Neuter your pets
And your weird relatives and neighbors

Desparate
bartenders
seeking new owner
inquire within

And yes, it was spelled that way. So anyone wanting to buy Crazy Bill’s, step right up.

In AZ we have the one man one woman bumper sticker. It shows the universal bathroom signs for a man and a woman.

Marriage (man) + (woman)

I saw one recently that was the profile of Godzilla and Alien:

Marriage = (Godzilla) + (Alien)

Awesome. Actually it could have been Godzilla and Predator, but still it’s a great sticker.