Happy Pigs
Are Tasty Pigs
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As the cattle hauling truck pulled past me, I spied this gem:
Hungry? Out of work?
Eat an Environmentalist
4/11/2007
4/5/2007
3/30/2007
3/13/2007
2/14/2007
A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer
listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean
City, Maryland beach.1. I child proofed my house, but they still get in.
2. (On the front) 60 is not old. (On the back) If
you’re a tree.3. I’m still hot… It just comes in flashes.
4. At my age, “getting lucky” means finding my car in
the parking lot.5. My reality check just bounced.
6. Life is short. Make fun of it.
7. I’m not 50. I’m $49.95 plus tax.
8. Annapolis–a drinking town with a sailor problem.
9. I need somebody bad… Are you bad?
10. Physically Pffffft!
11. Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to
snatch you from your car.12. I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.
13. It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.
14. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
15. Keep staring….I may do a trick.
16. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
17. Dangerously under-medicated.
18. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash
and it’s gone.19. Every time I hear the dirty word “exercise,” I
wash my mouth out with chocolate.20. Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
21. Live your life so that when you die, the preacher
will not have to tell lies at your funeral.22. In god we trust. All others we polygraph.
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2/9/2007
2/8/2007
I drove past this one for about week before I realized what it meant:
-9
Can you
find your
snowballs?
It was referring to minus 9 degrees fahrenheit, a recent low temp here in Flagstaff. I know it’s colder other places, but for us that’s really low.
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Photo of Dubya on the left. On the right:
Intelligent Design
or
Random Mutation?
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