Patrick's Rants

Actions speak louder than bumper stickers

Minivans are tangible proof of evil

Of course, it was on a mini-van.

Will trade wife for beer

Honk if you’re Amish

Silence Is Golden
Duct Tape Is Silver

I’m not a gynecologist
But I’ll take a look

We Vote Pro Life

Oh really? You mean you vote for medical advances (stem cell research) that extends the lifespan of sick people and for gun control (which reduces the number of murders due to errant guns)? Or do you mean that you value life only in the unborn while supporting the death penalty despite the large numbers of people on death row who are exonerated each year?
Yeah, I trust your judgment.

Somewhere in Texas
there’s a ranch
missing an ASS

The waving red white and blue of a flag is the background:

These Colors Don’t run
…the world

Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam