Patrick’s Rants

Desparate
bartenders
seeking new owner
inquire within

And yes, it was spelled that way. So anyone wanting to buy Crazy Bill’s, step right up.

If you are offended
by sexual inuendo
u need one inyourendo

I drove past this one for about week before I realized what it meant:

-9
Can you
find your
snowballs?

It was referring to minus 9 degrees fahrenheit, a recent low temp here in Flagstaff. I know it’s colder other places, but for us that’s really low.

Think
It’s not Illegal Yet

Ironically enough on a church sign.

If Jack helped you off
your horse
would you
help Jack off
his?

A fireman has the right hose to put out the fire in the bush

Or something like that….
Update 6/23/06

Firemen have the right hose control to take care of the fire in the bush

Crazy Bill’s latest signs… some of which require careful thought and then just closing your mouth.

How to get
tight pants
off

Buy her a few drinks

So are they calling her “tight pants” or just her clothes?

Friends don’t let friends drink alone

And some other recent ones

Ouch !
KY
Needed to buy gas

Gas prices too high?
Bend over we’ll drive you home

Crazy Bill’s is at it again. They had a few strange ones:

Who put the noodle in the poodle?

showed up eerily close to a news article about a woman whose dog was allegedly molested.

Eatin aint cheatin

I guess this could mean that going to dinner with someone is not cheating on your spouse or significant other - or something a little less “innocent”.
Today they weigh in with

Illegals quietly working

or something like that…. I’ll have to check it again in the morning.
It’s:

Quiet Illegals at Work

Crazy Bill’s sign today:

U PUT THE
P NESS
IN HAPPINESS

The line gets blurrier and blurrier.

Either that or they only changed it this morning. Yep Crazy Bill’s again. This time it’s the sign on the other side:

The Best Way to get over someone is to get under someone.

Allright then.