Patrick's Rants

Crazy Bill’s is at it again. They had a few strange ones:

Who put the noodle in the poodle?

showed up eerily close to a news article about a woman whose dog was allegedly molested.

Eatin aint cheatin

I guess this could mean that going to dinner with someone is not cheating on your spouse or significant other – or something a little less “innocent”.
Today they weigh in with

Illegals quietly working

or something like that…. I’ll have to check it again in the morning.
It’s:

Quiet Illegals at Work

Crazy Bill’s sign today:

U PUT THE
P NESS
IN HAPPINESS

The line gets blurrier and blurrier.

Either that or they only changed it this morning. Yep Crazy Bill’s again. This time it’s the sign on the other side:

The Best Way to get over someone is to get under someone.

Allright then.

Ok – I know that I haven’t posted their recent sign changes. This one’s been up for a couple of weeks :

Size Matters When it Comes to Your Meat

I’m waiting for a more interesting sign, guys. I mean where are the references to rare meat with its hot pink center, or how juicy certain cuts are?

I mentioned Crazy Bill’s here recently due to them having borderline signage.
Now proudly displayed is:

Best Wishes to
Jack
Mehoff
From
Ben
Dover

I wonder if they are trying to get attention?

We have a little place here called Crazy Bill’s. I haven’t personally been there in a while although from what I remember the food was pretty decent the last time I was there.
Lately the sign in front of the place has had such wonderous phrases as:
“Beat Yo Meatloaf
Comes With Gravy”
and today the sign reads: “Hot Meat for Valentine’s Day”