Patrick's Rants



5/9/2012

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 6:55 pm

Church sign:

Forbidden Fruit Results in Many Jams

And jam is tasty. Look at Smuckers. Jam is good on toast and bread and buns.

5/24/2011

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 7:18 am


The world didn’t end? Awkward!

That was awkward

6/4/2010

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 8:37 pm

The rattle trap camper trailer makes its way across town bearing the handwritten cardboard sign,

“I look like an Illegal Canadian. Are you gonna stop me?”

5/1/2007

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 1:05 pm

Desparate
bartenders
seeking new owner
inquire within

And yes, it was spelled that way. So anyone wanting to buy Crazy Bill’s, step right up.

3/13/2007

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 9:20 pm

If you are offended
by sexual inuendo
u need one inyourendo

2/8/2007

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 6:24 pm

I drove past this one for about week before I realized what it meant:

-9
Can you
find your
snowballs?

It was referring to minus 9 degrees fahrenheit, a recent low temp here in Flagstaff. I know it’s colder other places, but for us that’s really low.

1/13/2007

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 9:38 am

Think
It’s not Illegal Yet

Ironically enough on a church sign. 😉

6/29/2006

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 5:12 pm

If Jack helped you off
your horse
would you
help Jack off
his?

6/21/2006

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 6:54 pm

A fireman has the right hose to put out the fire in the bush

Or something like that….
Update 6/23/06

Firemen have the right hose control to take care of the fire in the bush

5/19/2006

Filed under: Seen on a,Sign — site admin @ 10:09 pm

Crazy Bill’s latest signs… some of which require careful thought and then just closing your mouth.

How to get
tight pants
off

Buy her a few drinks

So are they calling her “tight pants” or just her clothes?

Friends don’t let friends drink alone

And some other recent ones

Ouch !
KY
Needed to buy gas

Gas prices too high?
Bend over we’ll drive you home

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