Church sign:
Forbidden Fruit Results in Many Jams
And jam is tasty. Look at Smuckers. Jam is good on toast and bread and buns.
Church sign:
Forbidden Fruit Results in Many Jams
And jam is tasty. Look at Smuckers. Jam is good on toast and bread and buns.
The rattle trap camper trailer makes its way across town bearing the handwritten cardboard sign,
“I look like an Illegal Canadian. Are you gonna stop me?”
Desparate
bartenders
seeking new owner
inquire within
And yes, it was spelled that way. So anyone wanting to buy Crazy Bill’s, step right up.
I drove past this one for about week before I realized what it meant:
-9
Can you
find your
snowballs?
It was referring to minus 9 degrees fahrenheit, a recent low temp here in Flagstaff. I know it’s colder other places, but for us that’s really low.
A fireman has the right hose to put out the fire in the bush
Or something like that….
Update 6/23/06
Firemen have the right hose control to take care of the fire in the bush
Crazy Bill’s latest signs… some of which require careful thought and then just closing your mouth.
How to get
tight pants
offBuy her a few drinks
So are they calling her “tight pants” or just her clothes?
Friends don’t let friends drink alone
And some other recent ones
Ouch !
KY
Needed to buy gas
Gas prices too high?
Bend over we’ll drive you home
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