Patrick's Rants



6/10/2014

Filed under: Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 8:10 am

It was me.
I let the dogs out.

5/20/2013

Filed under: Religion,Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 7:08 am

Who is the more irrational man? The one who believes in a god he cannot see, or the one who is angered by the god he does not believe in?

This presumes that those who express a disbelief in the invisible are angry at that “god”. Perhaps it is the stunned reaction to those who would worship a sadistic, although invisible, slave master that is mistaken for anger?

3/20/2011

Filed under: T-Shirt — site admin @ 7:02 pm

This is the shirt I where when I don’t care

As seen on “Cops”

3/9/2011

Filed under: T-Shirt — site admin @ 7:54 pm

Everyone has the right to be an idiot
But you are abusing the privilege

Of course the author uses two different concepts, rights and privileges which diminishes the humor for those who are sticklers on rights vs. privileges.

7/14/2009

Filed under: Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 8:08 am

Will trade wife for beer

7/13/2008

Filed under: Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 9:37 am

I’m not a gynecologist
But I’ll take a look

2/14/2007

Filed under: Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 1:53 pm

A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer
listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean
City, Maryland beach.

1. I child proofed my house, but they still get in.

2. (On the front) 60 is not old. (On the back) If
you’re a tree.

3. I’m still hot… It just comes in flashes.

4. At my age, “getting lucky” means finding my car in
the parking lot.

5. My reality check just bounced.

6. Life is short. Make fun of it.

7. I’m not 50. I’m $49.95 plus tax.

8. Annapolis–a drinking town with a sailor problem.

9. I need somebody bad… Are you bad?

10. Physically Pffffft!

11. Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to
snatch you from your car.

12. I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.

13. It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.

14. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

15. Keep staring….I may do a trick.

16. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.

17. Dangerously under-medicated.

18. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash
and it’s gone.

19. Every time I hear the dirty word “exercise,” I
wash my mouth out with chocolate.

20. Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

21. Live your life so that when you die, the preacher
will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

22. In god we trust. All others we polygraph.

1/15/2007

Filed under: Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 12:46 pm

You can’t see me

The shirt was camouflage

12/27/2006

Filed under: Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 4:20 pm

Good Girls Go to Heaven
Bad Girls go to
Amsterdam

She was flying to Ft Lauderdale… dunno what that says

6/21/2006

Filed under: Seen on a,T-Shirt — site admin @ 6:51 pm

Let me just drop everything and work on your problem

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