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Some Actors Should Not Give Interviews

Filed under: — site admin @ 9:06 am

For some reason the public seems to want to know everything about their favorite actors. I just want to watch decent acting in decent movies.
Most of the time when you let the actors speak without a script they invariably flub. When the flub is major enough they get removed from the list of actors you want to watch. Such is the case for some of my wife’s favorite actors (remember I just want to watch a decent movie “celebrityness” turns me off):
Keano Reeves Keano was just a doofus in an interview when he was asked about working with kids in that baseball movie (what you don’t remember the name either?)
Tom Cruise give this man some Pepto. His diarrea of the mouth means not another movie of his will get another dollar from me.
Katie Holms her involvment with diarrea boy means I probably won’t see another Batman movie – ever.
Gillian Anderson (ok this one is mine) previously the physically and intellectually hot Sculley turned typical blonde in a Jay Leno interview when she admits to (accidentally) eating “dog yogurt” and getting an infected belly button ring… yuck

Keep up the great work guys.

1 Comment

  1. Sounds like Keanu did a great job in The Lake House. I am sure my wife will want to see that one. She always wants to see chick flicks. I would never see these movies by myself. But I end up liking them. 🙂

    Comment by mr skin — 10/19/2006 @ 10:10 am

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